Chloe knew there was never any spark. She knew that Danny was not the lad for her. Chloe had dated many lads but they all seemed to be idiots. Chloe was looking for someone that was well built but certainly no dick. The problem was is that quote simply Chloe went for badboys, the lads know as Chavs. The one she had met tonight was a lad called Danny Johns. He was slightly older than her by two years. He was 23. He had a steady job as a mechanic but had this attitude that seemed to really grate for Chloe.
Chloe felt offended that he was no gentleman. He had made her pay for the refreshments before the film and even had failed to offer to pay for her to see the film. As she sat in her green maxi dress in the taxi, her white heels on her feet she pushed her hand through the fringe of her long flowing blonde hair.
She muttered to herself as he was outside the cab chatting on his phone. “God I hope I don’t get dragged back to his. I just want to go home.” Danny got into the taxi. He was 6’1. Much taller than Chloe, stocky built. You could clearly see he had very little interest in making an effort. He had not even bothered to dress up. It was an understatement to say that he had dressed down. He sat sighing, flaking out on the back seat. A White plain cap upon his forehead. A pink polo top and dark black tracksuit bottoms. His trainers on his feet completed the look of someone going down the pub rather than on a date.
The taxi pulled away. The driver having taken the details of his house. Chloe turned to him with a suggestion. “Can we go back to my place instead of yours Danny?” There was a pause while it took him a while to figure out what she was asking. “Yeah, alright. But why yours especially?” Chloe knew that it was a good stand off point. If she went back to his it was an unfamiliar territory. At least at hers she knew what to expect. Not only that but her own mother had actually been on a date as well. Only ten minutes before getting in the cab had she texted to say she was home safe. If mother was at home, that would also mean she could be on familiar territory.
“No reason, just makes more sense!” Chloe lied. Danny did not seem to care. He took a liking to Chloe from the start, even if she was not showing any sighs of interest or indicating that there was a spark. It was a difficult 20 minute drive home. Conversation was sparodic to say the least. Once the cab pulled up both twentysomethings got out of the cab. Danny shocked Chloe by paying. But she paid the price. He grabbed her hand and held it as they walked up the two flights of stairs to her flat.
She opened the door to her home and walked inside. Danny realised that he was sobering up as the warm air from the flat hit him. The other thing that Danny noticed was someone else was home. Chloe caught a glance and chuckled at his plan of operation was crumbling around his ears. Operation leg-over would not happen. As Chloe threw off her cardigan she walked into the living room. Watching Match of the Day on TV, mother was sat with her date. Chloe instantly looked him over, giving her approval.
He looked the same age as Gail. He was in his early 50’s and seemed a nice match. He was certainly a man who knew how to take a woman out on a date. He was dressed in smart beige trousers, smart brown shoes and a trendy chequered shirt. Chloe admired him for that and caught a glance at Danny in his illl gotten dress. Mother cut her assessment of thoughts by hugging her. “Good night then?” was her first response. Chloe responded with a piss poor nod that mum could see right through. She grabbed Danny’s hand and dragged him forward. “This is Danny, the guy I met off the website” There was a pause as mum mentally assessed her date.
“Did you have a good evening Danny, it is nice to meet you?” offered mum as her parting words. Danny sighed. Keen to not bother with wasteful comments. To all present it came across rude and was. “Yeah was alright.” he responded. Gail looked at her daughter and realised that this was not the boy for her. Anyone with sense could see that by the pure lack of attention to making sure he was being respectfully attired. “Please take a seat” Gail continued. Danny sat down next to Mark.
“You must be Mark then?” enquired Chloe as the focus up until now had been on Danny. With a huge smile he nodded and held out his hand which Chloe shook. “Yes, just got in literally five minutes before you guys. I must say that is a lovely dress your wearing.” On reflection Chloe thought about how no compliment had been paid to her all evening. Her first was from her mums date. Before Chloe could respond her mum shook her head erratically sideways, common parlance that she wanted to have a quiet word. Chloe understood the message and followed her mum into the kitchen. Chloe shut the door, leaving the two men on the sofa in the living room.
“Well looks like we both had a rotten evening then?” said Gail flatly to her daughter. Chloe nodded in agreement and then instantly pulled a frown. “Oh? Your date wasn’t up to scratch. He seems lovely though?” Mum started to put the teabag in the pot of tea. In the light Gail was an average looking woman. The term MILF has become popular to describe women that are physically peaked still at an older age. But Gail with her brunette hair down to her shoulder, crows feet under her hazel eyes and size 20 figure meant she was never going to win any awards. “Well, yeah but he’s just too quiet. I like my men to have something about them.”
The kettle started to whistle and she added the water to the pot. “It seems the total opposite for me. Danny is one cocky shit mum. I can’ts stand him” She added. “Oh well that’s boys his age. I’m sure he talks the talk and can deliver!” Chloe pulled a face at her mums comment. “Behave mother!”
The girls started to prepare the tea. Meanwhile the two boys in the front room were chatting. “So we ended up going for a Turkish meal in the high street. Was nice.” responded Mark. Danny was only half listening. “It does seem that you really like Chloe but she is not into you that much? Am I right?” he continued. Danny dripped the arm of the chair. “Too fucking right mate. Tried it on in the taxi. Flirted a lot but no attention. Girls like that do my fucking nut” He responded.
“Hmm. Well she seems a lovely girl” he replied. Danny had a sly smile on his face. “Old enough to be your fucking daughter mate! How old are you?” He continued as Mark’s face went bright red. He responded by getting defensive. Explaining how that was not what he meant and was just being polite.
“Come on mate seriously, she wont fucking do nought with me. If Gail aint your bag you can always ride the daughter!” Danny said with a chuckle. With the the girls return and Mark quickly changed the subject. He jumped out of his seat and helped with the drinks. As he sat back down it meant that the youngsters were in the middle. Gail was sat next to Danny & Mark sat next to Chloe.
“I don’t drink that love” responded Danny to Gail. She looked around the room. “I…I can get you a coke?” She responded. he shook his head. “Don’t worry about it love. Its fine honest.” Chloe grabbed the plate of biscuits and offered one to Mark. “No. But thanks.” Chloe caught him staring. “Oh, my hair. I had it done today.” Mark smiled. He started to load up on his run of compliments.
Danny saw this as a perfect opportunity to have a dig at Chloe for not paying him enough attention. “Copping on with my bird there mate?” he said with a laugh. Gail gave a glare to Danny but actually it was the comment that Chloe fired back that made the room go icy. “So what if he is Danny, at least he paid me a compliment.” Gail looks at each of them to see who reacts next. Chloe does be drifting her hand onto Marks knee. What annoys Gail is that Mark looks content.
“Chloe I think you need to choose your words careful sweetheart. Danny was only joking” she replied. It now seemed that mum was defending Danny. “Oh so you rather defend my dick of a date then mum” was the reply. The arguments between the dates went on for the next five minutes. Until it appeared Gail & Chloe might have a bust up. There was a lull with Danny responding. “Can I make a suggestion?”
Gail asked him to go ahead. “Way I see it. Neither of us have had a spark tonight with our dates. Fair to say?” There was nodding of agreements and yes mentioned. “Its clear that Mark has taken a liking to Chloe and Chloe likes the compliments and banter with him, fair to say Chloe?” She replies with, “I think that’s fair but don’t know what your getting at.”
He starts to smile, “Why don’t we just swap dates and see where the night goes. Don’t mind dating a badboy from now on Mrs B?” asks Danny. There is another silence. “You know what, I like the sound of that. Though you better behave” She looks over at Chloe. “Well never dated a man older than me like Mark, how about it sweetheart?” Everyone seemed in agreement.
Danny turned to Gail as the dates had their own conversation. “So date was pretty shit for you tonight then?” he asked. Gail nodded “Just wasn’t for me” She smiled. Danny leant closer and whispered in her ear dirtily “Want me to take you back to the good old days?” Unphased Gaild started to smile. “God, your a breathe of fresh air.” Gail moved her hand up to his face and started to kiss him gently on the lips. Chloe and Mark looked on as Danny started to tounge Gail. Her eyes were closed his cap covering much of the view. But it was the fact his hand was placed on her right tit. Mark looked disappointed Chloe wasnt giving him the same treatment.
Gail continued to kiss Danny mashing her tounge over his. He pulled away. He turned to Chloe and with a dirty look said, “Your loss babes. Just make sure one of the f****y gets me eh” He reaches across and pushes Gail’s arms into the air. “Mum you’ll fucking regret it!” She ignores her daughter as her heart races. Danny pulls off Gails top up and over her head. Her DD breasts in her pink bra. Danny pulls up his top over and rests it on the back of his neck. “Mum please..don’t” begs Chloe
But still the mismatched pair continue. Danny starts to undo the bra of Gail and when he does it is clear her age is of advanced years. Her DD breasts sag exstenivley down her chest. Mark looks on. Danny replies, “Thanks for swapping mate” With that Chloe tries to dig the wound deeper into Danny. She grabs the face of Mark and begins to snog him. Mark responds by grabbing her back and massaging his tounge with hers. For Chloe she feels electric, just as her mother know does topless, with a 20 year old lad on her arm.
“Have you been with many girls before Danny?” enquired Gail. Danny smiled. “Plenty but no babes” Together they howl with laughter as they embrace in another snog. Danny grabs and manipulates Gail’s left breast and then her right…..
Part Two to come.